Listen Up Little Monsters... and gendancers

So what if this Madonna-esque dancer made headlines when she caused a ruckus at a baseball game. That’s the “paparazzi” for ya. And although we don’t approve of ‘the finger’, except when placed in a disco position using the pointer, we do approve the talent of this NYU Tisch grad. (Diploma name? Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Whoa!)

The juicier news? gendance is a newfound little monster and this Sunday we were blown away (seriously folks, this concert was unbelievable) by the Monster Ball. Rightfully so, this P-p-p-poker-faced star is the first to reach 10 million fans on Facebook beating out Starbucks and someone else you know... but we don’t get political. Sorry, fill in the blank.

This week’s Expose gives a standing, screaming, hands in the air GFF golf clap to her Independence Day concert in Atlantic City. gendance drove its vette, top down, to the convention center, parked in a no parking zone (Gaga style) to rush through the turnstile and go goo goo over Gaga. Opening act, Semi Precious Weapons, featured a NY rocker donning silver rhinestone boots, black eyeliner and a showcase that was both hysterical and awe-inspiring. Our next concert may be theirs. Watch this and tell us if you love you like we love them.

Back to the princess of power... Gaga first appeared through an enormous scrim count down and sang her entire first song in poses that statued a few minutes each, giving rise to the word anticipation. (The crowd was nuts over it.) She took us on a NY tour after her... wait a minute, we won’t go into deets for those of you who cashed in your residuals for an upcoming ticket. But we will say this: If you haven’t purchased a ticket yet, what’s the meaning of this? Hurry and buy now, Alejandro! Gaga is a next gen cultural icon and we are in a good romance with her recent tour. Now, put your “monster hands” up and type Ticketmaster... little gendance monsters.